[nilesfunnies] OT fav joke of the week

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A bloke is in a queue at the Super Market when he notices
that the rather dishy blonde behind him has just raised her
hand and smiled hello to him.

He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving
to him, and although familiar he can't place where he might
know her from, so he says "sorry do you know me?" She
replies "I maybe mistaken, but I thought you might be the
father of one of my children"

His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been
unfaithful, "Christ!" he says "are you that stripogram on my
stag night that I sh*gged on the snooker table in front of
all my mates, whilst your mate whipped me with some wet
celery and stuck a cucumber up my ar5e"

"No" she replies, "I'm your sons' English Teacher."

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Dave
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Music is Art - Audio is Engineering
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