nilesfunnies

Tuesday, August 02, 2005

[nilesfunnies] Re: Fw: Programmer's Jokes

------------------------ Yahoo! Groups Sponsor --------------------~-->
<font face=arial size=-1><a href="http://us.ard.yahoo.com/SIG=12hvmj9dq/M=362335.6886444.7839734.2575449/D=groups/S=1705117977:TM/Y=YAHOO/EXP=1122990755/A=2894362/R=0/SIG=138c78jl6/*http://www.networkforgood.org/topics/arts_culture/?source=YAHOO&cmpgn=GRP&RTP=http://groups.yahoo.com/">What would our lives be like without music, dance, and theater?Donate or volunteer in the arts today at Network for Good</a>.</font>
--------------------------------------------------------------------~->

Programmer's Jokes
Two pieces of string walk into a bar.

The first one says : "Pint of bitter please."
The second one says : "Pint of bitter too,
please.????xxxxxxfefefefefe!!!!!!!!!!!!]]]]]]]]]]]]]cdcdcdcdcdcdcdcdcdcdcd
"

"You'll have to excuse my friend," says the first string, "he isn't null
terminated."

---

Two programmers are in Paris walking past the Eiffel Tower.

The first one says to his mate, "Woah, this thing is huge, the guys back
home are never going to believe how big it is. Get the video camera out
and film me walking past it."

So the second one gets out his camcorder and records the first one
walking past the Eiffel Tower.

The first one looks at the recording and says, "No, that's not good
enough. See that bloke over there? Get him to stand in the foreground
and point at the Eiffel Tower while I walk past."

The second one grabs this bloke, get him to point at the tower and
records him and the first programmer walking past.

The first programmer looks at this recording and said, "Wow, that's
great. You're a star."

The bloke, who happens to also be a programmer, says, "A star? How
come?"

The first programmer says, "Well, I wanted to pass a large structure
using a pointer."
.