[nilesfunnies] Duck tape

Grandfather is sitting rocking on his porch when his little grandson
walks past holding some duct tape.

"Hey there, sonny!" says the grandfather. "Where are you going with that
duct tape?"

"I'm going to get myself a duck."

"You don't get a duck with duct tape..."

The little boy just smiles and later that day walks back past the
grandfather holding a duck.

The next day, the little boy walks past his grandfather holding some
chicken wire.

"Hey there, sonny! Where are you going with that chicken wire?"

"I'm going to get myself a chicken..."

The grandfather frowns bemusedly, but later that day the little boy
walks back past him holding a chicken.

The following day the little boy walks past his grandfather holding some
pussy willow. The grandfather leaps out of his rocking chair.

"Hold on there, sonny! I'm coming right with you..."