[nilesfunnies] Fw: 3 nuns went to heaven.

3 nuns went to heaven.

Old or new I've just seen this one for the first time <g>

(This is an audio joke, better told out loud)

At the gate, St Peter said they could come in - but as a reward for having
led absolutely blameless lives, he would allow them all to return to Earth
in the body of anyone, living or dead (ie past or present), at any time of
their (past) lives, for 6 months.

The first thought a bit, and said she would like to be Sophia Loren, at
the height of her affair with - ??whoever it was?? This was granted to
her.

The second thought, and as she was a bit more modern, she wanted to be
Madonna, the pop-star one, at the time of filming her "Sex" video.
And this was granted to her.

The third said she would like to return as Sara Pippillinni.
St Peter frowned, got her to repeat it, and checked the books of all the
living and dead. No Sara Pippillinni.
After some time, he told her, "Sister, you have made a mistake, there was
no Sara Pippillinni."

Without a word, the nun took a press-cutting from her robes, and St Peter
read, "Sahara Pipeline. Laid by 6000 men in 6 months"

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