[nilesfunnies] Fw: The Lone Ranger is riding one day and comes across Tonto with his ear to

The Lone Ranger is riding one day and comes across Tonto with his ear to
the ground. 'What's up Tonto' he says.

"The stagecoach came through here about half an hour ago, Kimosabi".
"The driver was Texas Pete, and he had three passengers, two men and a
lady, and his mate Greg was riding shotgun"

"My God, Tonto, how can you tell all that from putting your ear to the
ground?"

Because he drove over my f**cking head!