[nilesfunnies] Fw: A true story...

Customer to Cashier (whilst pointing to notice on counter): "That's
not right, that's disgusting, that's bang out of order that is. You can't
say "Nigger".

Cashier: That, Madam, relates to a country in West Africa called Niger
where there is a famine and you are invited to make donations to relieve
the crisis.

Customer: I don't care, it's still bang out of order. (Walks off
complaining to anybody who will listen)