[nilesfunnies] Fwd: from PopBitch

About seven years ago, mate and I attended a friend's rather lush
wedding to a rather lush (and wealthy) bint. Country church, all
the twee trimmings, but all of us in uniform and a full guard of
honour (eight junior sailors bedecked in medals, boots, belt and
gaiters...and uniforms, o'course) Wedding ran late so the asked
their Guard Commander, a stern, loud Chief Petty Officer, if they
could have a snout down the side of the church. Whilst gone,
events sped up and both bride and groom arrived in quick
succession, causing the assembled congregation to hurriedly go
inside and take to the pews, leaving the young lads stranded
behind the bridal procession. With military initiative, they filed
back and came through the front side doors by the altar, directly
in front of the events, shuffling along embarrassed. As silence
fell, the last one emerged, still wearing his cap. From the back
of the church, the Guard Commander started, in a rising tone:
"Remove your headgear in the house of the Lord! YOU C*NT!"