[nilesfunnies] Fw: Indian Hell

Indian Hell
An Indian dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a
different hell for each country. He goes to the German hell and
asks, "What do they do here?" He is told, "First they put you in an
electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails
for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and whips you for
the rest of the day." The man does not like the sound of that at
all, so he moves on. He checks out the USA hell as well as the
Russian hell and many more. He discovers that they are all more or
less the same as the German hell.

Then he comes to the Indian hell and finds that there is a long
line of people waiting to get in. Amazed, he asks, "What do they do
here?" He is told, "First they put you in an electric chair for an
hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then
the Indian devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day."

But that is exactly the same as all the other hells - why are there
so many people waiting to get in?" Because maintenance is so bad
that the electric chair does not work, someone has stolen all the
nails from the bed, and the devil is a former Govt servant, so he
comes in, signs the register and then goes to the canteen..."