[nilesfunnies] Fw: The lord of the manor was taking his bath,

The lord of the manor was taking his bath, ably assisted by his trusty
butler, Waddle. The lord lifts a cheek and loudly breaks wind. Immediately
the butler stands up, says, "Right away, sir" and leaves the room, to
return several minutes later with a freshly filled hot water bottle. "What
the hell are you doing, you blithering fool?" asks the lord.

"Fulfilling your request, my lord" replies Waddle.

" *What* request?" demands the lord.

"My lord, I distinctly heard you."

"Heard *what* ?" demanded the lord, becoming exasperated.

The butler quickly replies. "What-about-a-water-bottle-Waddle".