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Wednesday, October 12, 2005

[nilesfunnies] Fw: SATURDAY MORNING


On Saturday morning I got up early. I put on my long johns. I dressed
quietly. I got my lunch made, grabbed the dog and went to the garage to
hook up the boat to the truck and down the driveway I went. Coming out of
the garage rain is pouring down; it is like a torrential downpour.

There is snow mixed in with the rain, and the wind is blowing 50mph.
Minutes later, I returned to the garage.

I came back into the house and turned the TV to the weather channel. I
find it's going to be bad weather all day long, so I put the boat back in
the garage, quietly undressed and slipped back into bed. There I cuddled
up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered,
"The weather out there is terrible."

To which she sleepily replies, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out
fishing in that shit."