[nilesfunnies] Fw: Two MP's

Did you hear about the two MP's that got married ( man & woman MP's) and
when they went on honeymoon they had an argument about politics. At
night, lying on opposite sides of the bed after a long period of silence
the woman rolled over and said "if the honourable member of the
opposition would care to turn round and face facts, he may be able to get
his point in". After a pause, the man turned over and said "Perhaps the
honourable member of the opposition would care to know I've already stood
as independent and lost my deposit.