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Friday, October 07, 2005

[nilesfunnies] Fw: Yuppie BMW driver pulls over in his new BMW to use a public phone, don't

Yuppie BMW driver pulls over in his new BMW to use a public phone, don't
know why, must have forgot his mobile.

Anyway as he is getting back in the BMW when a lorry comes past very
close and rips the drivers door off. The BMW driver was distraught and
when a policeman pulls up the BMW owner shouts "Look what that lorry has
done to my beautiful new BMW."

Policeman replies "I don't know you BMW drivers, all you think about is
your car, you haven't even noticed the lorry has also ripped your arm off"
BMW Driver looks down at his missing arm and says "Oh god not my Rolex"