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Friday, October 21, 2005

[nilesfunnies] Militaries

The British are feeling the pinch in relation to recent Bombings
and have raised their security level from 'Miffed' to 'Peeved'. Soon
though, security levels may be raised yet again to 'Irritated' or even
'A Bit Cross'. Londoners have not been 'A Bit Cross' since the Blitz in
1940 when tea supplies all but ran out. Terrorists have been
re-categorised from 'Tiresome' to 'Bloody Nuisance'. The last time the
British issued a 'Bloody Nuisance' warning level was during the Great
Fire of 1666.