[nilesfunnies] Ten reasons why Haggis is like Fisting:

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Ten reasons why Haggis is like Fisting:

10. The very concept makes people shudder.
9. Some people just never learn to cope with it.
8. You can't adequately describe it until you've tried it.
7. People go to specialised clubs to enjoy it.
6. It's often accompanied by ritual.
5. It's thought to be illegal in certain states.
4. It's ideally suited to a person who is wearing a kilt.
3. It's worse if you think about what goes into it.
2. Julian Clary is required not to mention it on live television.

And finally, the top reason why Haggis is like Fisting:

1. Although the standard advice is to wash the hands before you enjoy
it, some people still feel the overwhelming need to wash their hands
afterwards.

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