What do you call a woman with one leg longer than the other?
Eileen
Bumped into a mate of mine the other day. Asked him how he was,
"Gutted he said"
Why, I said
"Wife went out for a bottle of milk the other day and never came back!"
he says
"Shit", I says "How are you managing??"
"I'm using that powdered stuff, but it's not the same..." he says.
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