Re: [nilesfunnies] New Collective Nouns

Q: How many educational consultants does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Well, before rushing to address the superficial issue, we'd like you
first to workshop the input that darkness is just a symptom of a deeper
malaise, and that a more affirmatory approach might be to adjust the
nomenclature of electrical charges to "positive" and "working towards
positive", with the goal of abolishing the distinction altogether in primary
schools.

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