[nilesfunnies] Fw: Burns

A more frightened than injured young electrician was brought into the
hospital suffering from electrical burns. Shortly afterward his
instructor, a chief electrician, arrived. "Why on earth didn't you turn
off the main power switch before you tried to splice the wires?" asked
the chief.

"I wanted to save time, chief, and I've seen you stand on one leg, grab
the wires and splice without turning off the power."

"My God, kid," exclaimed the chief. "Didn't you know I have a wooden leg?"