Dead scousers
40 scousers die and end up outside the Pearly Gates.
St. Peter tells them there's only room for 20, they'll have to sort out
amongst themselves who gets in and who doesn't. He'll be back in half an
hour.
A bit later, God asks him how he got on with the scousers.
"They've gone, God"
"What, the scousers?"
"No, the fucking gates!"
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