[nilesfunnies] Fw: Little Johnny (oh, what would humour be without him)

Little Johnny (oh, what would humour be without him) was sitting on a park
bench munching on one bar of chocolate after another. After the sixth one,
a man on the bench across from him said, "Son, you know eating all that
chocolate isn't good for you. It will give acne, rot your teeth, and make
you fat."

Little Johnny replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old."

"Oh,?" replied the man, "Did your grandfather eat 6 chocolate bars at a
time"?

"No", replied little Johnny, "he minded his own f*cking business."