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Tuesday, November 15, 2005

[nilesfunnies] Fw: Pulled Over


Pulled Over
An irishman gets pulled over for bad driver, swerving in and out of lanes
on the motorway. The policeman tells the guy to blow a breath into a
breathalyser.

''To be sure, I can't do that, officer.''

''Why not?''

''Because I'm an asthmatic an' I could be gettin' an asthma attack if I
were to blow into that tube.''

''Okay, we'll just get a urine sample down at the station.''

''Ah. I can't be doin' that either, officer.''

''Why not?''

''Because I'm a diabetic an' I could be gettin' low blood sugar, to be
sure, should I be peein' in a cup.''

''Alright, we could get a blood sample.''

''Nope, Can't do that either, officer.''

''Why not?''

''Because I'm one o' them there hemophiliacs an' if I give blood I could
dying right here an' now.''

''Fine then, can you just get out of the car and walk in a straight line
for me''

''Can't do that neither, officer.''

''Why not?''

''Because I'm drunk.''