[nilesfunnies] Jewish Joke

A customs agent stopped an old Jewish man who had just immigrated to
Israel and asked him to open his two suitcases. In the first suitcase he
found over a million dollars in one dollar bills.

"Excuse me, sir" he asked the old gentleman, "where did you get all this
money?"

"Vell, I'll tell you," the old man began, "for many years, I traveled
all around America, I stopped at all of the public rest rooms in all the
major cities; I vent to New York, then I vent to Chicago, then I vent to
San Francisco. I vent into all the stalls vere the men were spiriting
and I say

'Give me a dollar for Israel or I'll cut off your testicles vit my knife'."

"That's quite a story," the customs agent said, "what's in the second
suitcase?"

"Vell, you know," said the old Jew, shaking his head, "not everyone
likes to give..."