[nilesfunnies] Fw: Christmas tips...

Christmas tips...
# When calculating cooking time for the turkey do not confuse lbs for
kg...

# Always check the supply of tin foil (preferably before the 25th).

# If you have not used your nutmeg grater since last christmas it's
probably a good idea to bin the nutmeg and replace with a fresh one.

# Heating the christmas pud brandy with a kitchen blowtorch might seem a
good idea at the time...

# A fully grown labrador can reach every counter-top; even when blind.