[nilesfunnies] Fw: DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:

DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:
40-ish = 49.
Adventurous = Slept with everyone.
Athletic = No breasts.
Average looking = Moo-oo.
Beautiful = Pathological liar.
Emotionally Secure = On medication.
Feminist = Fat.
Free spirit = Junkie.
Friendship first = Former slut.
New-Age = Body hair in the wrong places.
Old-fashioned = No Blow Jobs.
Open-minded = Desperate.
Professional = Bitch.
Outgoing = Loud and Embarrassing.
Voluptuous = Very Fat.
Large frame = Hugely Fat.
Wants Soul mate = Stalker.