[nilesfunnies] Fw: HOPALONG CASSIDY

HOPALONG CASSIDY

Not the brightest of cowboys, Hopalong arrived in town looking for a
little something from the ladies. A saloon barman gave him an address
and told him he could find anything he wanted there.

When the young man arrived, he saw a door with a small panel on it. He
knocked and the panel slid open. A female voice asked what he wanted.

"I want to get screwed," said Hop.

"OK, but this is a private club. Slide twenty bucks in the slot as an
initiation fee," answered the voice.

Hop slid twenty dollars in the slot, the panel closed, and ten minutes
passed. Nothing happened.

Hop then began to pound on the door, and the panel slid open.

"Hey," exclaimed Hop, "I want to get screwed!"

"What?" said the voice, "Again?"

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