[nilesfunnies] Fw: Jewish Man Marries A Native American

Jewish Man Marries A Native American
A young Jewish man falls in love with a Native American woman and they
decide to get married. When his mother hears the news, however, she is
extremely distressed because she wanted him, of course, to marry a nice
Jewish girl.

When she hears that not only is he marrying this Native American girl but
has decided to live with her on the reservation, the mother becomes so
upset that she refuses to even speak to the boy, practically disowning
him.

After a year, the son telephones the mother to tell her that he and his
wife are expecting a child. The mother is happy for him, but there is
still
quite a bit of tension in the air.

Nine months later, the son calls the mother again. "Mom," he says, "just
wanted you to know that last night my wife gave birth to a healthy baby
boy. I also wanted to tell you that we've talked it over and we have
decided to give the boy a Jewish name."

Upon hearing this, the mother is overjoyed. "Oh, son, this is
wonderful, " she gushes. "I've been waiting for this moment all my life.
You have made me the happiest woman in the world."

That's great, Mom, " replies the son.

And what, " asks the mother, "is the baby's name?"

The son proudly replies, "Smoked Whitefish."

Tim

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