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Wednesday, December 07, 2005

[nilesfunnies] Fw: Joke from today's Guardian

A German teacher is giving an English lesson, teaching his
class the meaning of the word "perhaps".

Little Clara stands up and says: "It is nearly Christmas so
perhaps I vill buy some presents soon."

"Very good. Now you, Friedrich."

Little Friedrich gets to his feet. "I like cake - perhaps if
I am good I vill haf some for tea!"

"Excellent," booms the teacher. "Wilhelm, your turn."

"On Vednesdays," says the boy, "my mother has piano lessons
from our neighbour and sometimes I vatch them through der
keyhole. He takes my mother's shoes and stockings off, und
lifts her skirt, und then he drops his trousers to the
floor. Perhaps [insert here a pause that can stretch out to
the crack of doom] zey are going to poo in the piano."