[nilesfunnies] Fw: A Minister decided that......

A Minister decided that......

A Minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his
Sunday sermon. Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a jar of sperm.
The fourth worm was put into a jar of good, clean soil.

At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following
results:

The first worm in alcohol - dead.
Second worm in cigarette smoke - dead.
Third worm in sperm - dead.
Fourth worm in good, clean soil - Alive

So the Minister asked the congregation - "What can you learn from this
demonstration?!

A little old woman in the back quickly raised her hand and said, "As long
as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't have worms."

Gordon

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