[nilesfunnies] Fw: One kiss per yard

One kiss per yard
Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, the pretty girl asked,
"I would like to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it
cost?"

"Only one kiss per yard, " replied the smirking male clerk.

"That's fine, " replied the girl. "I'll take ten yards."

With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the clerk
quickly measured out & wrapped the cloth, then teasingly held it out.

The girl snapped up the package and pointed to a little old man who was
standing beside her. "Grandpa will pay the bill, " she smiled.