[nilesfunnies] Fw: Some things to think about....

Some things to think about....

Arguing with your Boss is like wrestling with a pig in mud. After a
while you realise that while you are getting dirty, the pig is actually
enjoying it.

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Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is
in trouble again.

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It is not exactly cheating, I prefer to consider it creative problem
solving.

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Behind every successful woman, is a man who is surprised.

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Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

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Forgive your enemies but remember their names

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The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the
stupidity of your action.

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I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger
to my father. He said he wanted more proof.

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Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's
troublesome."