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Thursday, December 22, 2005

[nilesfunnies] Fw: TARZAN


TARZAN

Tarzan gets in a terrible fight with a ferocious lion, and loses an eye,
an arm, and his weenie. The animals of the jungle nurse Tarzan back to
health. They give him the eye of a hawk, the arm of a gorilla, and for
a pecker, they give him a baby elephant's trunk.

After about a week, Cheetah comes up to Tarzan and says, "Tarzan, how
you like-a your new parts?"

Tarzan says, "Eye good...Tarzan see far, clear...Arm good...long,
strong...but Tarzan not crazy about new willy... all day long, pickup
weeds and stuff up Tarzan's bum."