[nilesfunnies] Fw: Terrible smell

Terrible smell

Maxine took her car to her mechanic. She told him, "Every
time I take any of my friends out in my car, after a while
there is this terrible smell!! It never happens when I am on
my own"

This quite intrigued the mechanic so he said, "OK, lets go
for a spin and see what the problem is". So off they went.
She drove down a one-way street in the wrong direction at 60
MPH, swerving, hitting the curb on both sides of the street,
narrowly missing three pedestrians on pedestrian crossings,
ran several red lights, and just missed a policeman on street
traffic duty.

They returned to the shop and she said, "There it is now;
there's that terrible smell. Can you smell it?"

The mechanic said, "Smell it? Hell lady, I'm sitting on it".