[nilesfunnies] Fw: Three australian builders

Three australian builders
Three australian builders - Steve, Bruce and Bluey - were working on a
high-rise building project. One day Steve falls off and is killed
instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, Bruce says, "Someone
should go and tell his wife."

Bluey says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it."

Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Foster's under his arm.

Bruce says, "Where did you get that, Bluey?"

"Steve's wife gave it to me," Bluey replies.

"That's unbelievable! You told the lady her husband was dead and she gave
you the beer?"

"Well not exactly," Bluey says. "When she answered the door, I said to
her,'You must be Steve's widow'. She said, 'No, I'm not a widow.' And I
said, 'I'll bet you a case of Foster's you are'."