[nilesfunnies] Fw: Wedding Anniversary

A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary. His
wife told him, "Tomorrow there had better be something in the driveway for
me that goes zero to 200 in two seconds flat."
The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway. She
opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for this Saturday.