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Monday, January 02, 2006

[nilesfunnies] Fw: Blondes!

Picture a beautiful California Morning on the beach, the sun
has just risen over the ocean, the sand pure white, the ocean
a beautiful shimmering blue with the morning sun shining over
it.
A stunning young blonde girl is jogging along the beach in
very brief Puma shorts and a crop top that barely covers her
voluptuous breasts. A mile or so down the beach jogging in
the opposite direction is a young (mid twenties) fit looking
young guy. He's wearing just jogging shorts. As he is
jogging, in the distance his eye catches a glimpse of
something on the sand.
As he jogs further he sees it's yellow. He gets closer and
closer and discovers it's a tennis ball. He stops, picks it
up and discovers that it is a new tennis ball. He thinks, hey
a wind fall. He doesn't want to carry it and having no
pockets he just stuffs it down his shorts and continues
jogging.
A short while later as the girl jogging in the opposite
directions draws closer, from a distance she can see the
bulge in his shorts. She gets to within twenty feet and stops
dead in her tracks and stares at his crotch fascinated. When
the guy is just in front of her he sees she is staring at his
crotch so he stops. She points at the bulge in his crotch and
exclaims, "What's that!" He says, "It's a tennis ball" She
replies... "Geez, I bet that's painful, I had tennis elbow
once and that really hurt like hell!".

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