[nilesfunnies] Fw: ISIHAC

ISIHAC

"We present 'I'm sorry this isn't funny any more', the antidote to
comedy. And now here is your chairman, Mr Louis Armstrong.."

[FX: Riototous studenty cheering]

"Thankyou, we're here in some local city famous for its assholes...
Let's meet the teams."

[FX: Riotous laughter]

"On my left, two of the three Goodies who haven't found a proper job yet,
on my right, the insufferable Barry Cryer is joined by A.N.Other Middle
Class comedian who still thinks he's 'alternative'."

[FX: Thunderous applause]

"Our first round is called 'Goes On Far Too Long'. Due to budget cuts we
can no longer afford a double entendre and tedious backstory to introduce
this round, so let me just say that Samantha is a slut who does it for
money."

[FX: Knowing laughter and applause]

"Barry and Graeme, could we have your carefully-rehearsed piece, please?"

... and so on...