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Friday, January 20, 2006

[nilesfunnies] Fw: The Priest


The Priest

A very distinguished lady was on a plane arriving from
Switzerland. She found herself seated next to a nice priest
whom she asked: "Excuse me Father, could I ask a favour?"

"Of course my child, what can I do for you?"

"Here is the problem; I bought myself a new sophisticated
hair remover gadget for which I paid an enormous sum of
money. I have really gone over the declaration limits and I
am worried that they will confiscate it at customs. Do you
think you could hide it under your cassock?"

"Of course I could, my child, but you must realise that I
cannot lie."

"You have such an honest face Father, I am sure they will not
ask you any questions," and she gave him the 'hair remover.'

The aircraft arrived at its destination. When the priest
presented himself to customs he was asked, "Father, do you
have anything to declare?"

"From the top of my head to my sash, I have nothing to
declare, my son," he replied.

Finding this reply strange the customs officer asked, "And
from the sash down, what do you have?"

The priest replied, "I have there a marvellous little
instrument destined for use by women, but which has never
been used."

Breaking out in laughter, the customs officer said "Go ahead
Father. Next!”

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