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Tuesday, January 17, 2006

[nilesfunnies] Fw: A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Basra when they came


A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Basra when they came
upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious. On the
opposite side of the road was an American Marine in similar but
less serious state.

The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to
both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had
happened.

The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along
the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent.
We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the
road.

"I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein is a miserable, lowlife,
scumbag, and he yelled back that Senator Ted Kennedy is a
good-for-nothing, fat, left wing liberal drunk.

So I said that Osama Bin Ladin dresses and acts like a frigid,
mean spirited woman!" He retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? Well so
does Hillary Clinton!"

"And, there we were, standing in the middle of the road shaking
hands, when a truck hit us."

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