[nilesfunnies] Fw: Brokeback Mountain Weekly Grocery Lists

Brokeback Mountain Weekly Grocery Lists

for Ennis Del Mar and Jack Twist, Summer, 1963

WEEK ONE

~· Beans

~· Bacon

~· Coffee

~· Whiskey

WEEK TWO

~· Beans

~· Ham

~· Coffee

~· Whiskey

WEEK THREE

~· Beans al fresca

~· Thin-sliced Bacon

~· Hazelnut Coffee

~· Sky vodka & Tanqueray gin

~· K-Y gel

WEEK FOUR

~· Beans en salade

~· Pancetta

~· Coffee (espresso grind)

~· 5-6 bottles best Chardonnay

~· 2 tubes K-Y gel

WEEK FIVE

~· Fresh Fava beans

~· Jasmine rice

~· Prosciutto, approx. 8 ounces, thinly sliced

~· Medallions of veal

~· Porcini mushrooms

~· 1/2 pint of heavy whipping cream

~· 1 Cub Scout uniform, size 42 long

~· 5-6 bottles French Bordeaux (Estate Reserve)

~· 1 extra large bottle Astro-glide

WEEK SIX

~· Yukon Gold potatoes

~· Heavy whipping cream

~· Asparagus (very thin)

~· Organic Eggs

~· Spanish Lemons

~· Gruyere cheese (well aged)

~· Crushed Walnuts

~· Arborio Rice for Risotto

~· Arugula

~· Clarified Butter

~· Extra Virgin Olive oil

~· Pure Balsamic vinegar

~· 6 yards white silk organdy

~· 6 yards pale ivory taffeta

~· 3 Cases of Dom Perignon Masters Reserve

~· Large tin Crisco

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