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Monday, February 13, 2006

[nilesfunnies] Fw: Elk hunting


Even though King Gustav of Sweden was getting on a bit, he still liked to
go shooting, and as his eyesight wasn't too good all the other hunters
were warned that if he looked in their direction they should call out "I'm
not the elk".

One day a foreign diplomat strayed into his line of fire and, despite his
warning cries, the old boy shot him in the leg.

As the victim was being put on a stretcher, King Gustav king came over,
very contrite, and said, "I'm frightfully sorry, I'm getting a bit deaf
and I thought you said 'I AM the elk'."