[nilesfunnies] Fw: Ouch

Ouch
The driver of a huge truck lost control of his vehicle and he plowed into
an empty tollbooth and smashed it to pieces.

He climbed down from the cab and looked at the wreckage, not quite sure
what to do. Within a matter of minutes, another truck pulled up and
unloaded a crew of workers.

The men picked up each broken piece of the former tollbooth and spread
some kind of creamy substance on it. Then they began fitting the pieces
together. In less than a half hour, they had the entire
tollbooth reconstructed and good as new.

"Astonishing!" the truck driver said to the crew chief. "What was that
white stuff you used to get all of the pieces together?"

The crew chief said, "Oh, that was tollgate booth paste."