[nilesfunnies] Fw: Cutting Expenses
My wife left me... I don't understand why. After our last child was
born, she told me we had to cut back on expenses. I had to give up
drinking beer. I was not a big drinker, maybe a 12-pack on weekends.
Anyway, I gave it up, but I noticed the other day when she came home
from grocery shopping the receipt included $45 in makeup.
I said, "Wait a minute. I've given up beer and you haven't given up
anything!"
She said, "I buy that makeup for you, so I can look pretty for you."
I told her, "Hell, that's what the beer was for!"
I don't think she'll be back.
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