[nilesfunnies] Fw: It's called a "kitchen" and we keep a table in it so we can eat what we

Remember Katherine Whitehorn's "Cooking In A Bedsitter" which saved so
many of us from malnourishment in the 60s? She described one of her
friends who had his bed draped with sausages from all over europe, had
onions and garlic hanging from the pelmets, boxes of flour, tins of oil,
and potatoes under the bed. "I'm not cooking in a bedsitter," he said
indignantly, "I'm sleeping in the kitchen!"