[nilesfunnies] Fw: Little Johnny yet again.

Little Johnny yet again.

Little April was not the best student in Sunday school.
Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her
while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?" When
April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her,
took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.

"GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and
April fell back asleep. A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is
our Lord and Saviour?" But April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once
again, little Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again.

"JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good," and
April fell back asleep. Then the teacher asked April a third question.
"What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And
again, little Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up
and shouted,

"IF YOU STICK THAT FU***NG THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN
HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR A*SE!"

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