[nilesfunnies] Fw: A Scotsman went to Galilee

A Scotsman, planning a trip to the Holy Land, was aghast when he found
it would cost fifty pounds an hour to rent a boat on the Sea of Galilee.

"Hoots mon," he said, "back 'ame it would'na be more'an £20 to hire a
boat for a' day."

"That might be true," said the travel agent, "but you have to take into
account that the Sea of Galilee is water on which our Lord Himself
walked."

"Well, at £50 an hour for a boat," said the Scotsman, "it's nay wonder
He walked."