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Friday, April 28, 2006

[nilesfunnies] Fw: HOLIDAY!


Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation. They were determined to
make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify
them as clergy. As soon as the plane landed, they headed for a store
and bought some really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses,
etc.

The next morning, they went to the beach, dressed in their "tourist" garb.

They were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine and
the scenery when a "drop dead gorgeous" topless blonde in a thong bikini
came walking straight towards them. They couldn't help but stare. As
the blond passed them, she smiled and said, "Good morning Father. Good
morning Father, nodding and addressing each of them. They were both
stunned. How in the world did she know they were priests?

So the next day, they went back to the store and bought even more
outrageous outfits. These were so loud you could hear them before you
even saw them.

Once again, the priests (incognito) settled on the beach, in their
chairs to enjoy the sunshine. After a while, the same gorgeous topless
blonde, wearing a string, taking her sweet time, came walking towards
them. Again she nodded at each of them, and said, "Good morning Father,"
and started to walk away.

One priest couldn't stand it any longer and said, "Just a minute young
lady."

"Yes," she replied.

"We are priests, and proud of it, but I have to know, how in the world
did you know we are priests, dressed as we are?"

"Father, it's me, Sister Mary Francis," she replied.

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