[nilesfunnies] Fw: Marvo the ventriloquist.

Marvo the ventriloquist.
Marvo has his ventriloquists dummy stolen.

He is distraught. He says to his mate "What the hell am I going to do
now? Dummies are several thousand pounds and I can't afford to replace
it. I've been a ventriloquist all of my life and don't know anything
else."

His mate advises him that as he is good at throwing his voice, that he
should set up as a medium.

He advertises his services as a medium and eventually his first customer
arrives - a woman who wants to contact her dead husband. She enquirers
about his services and is told that there are three levels costing £20,
£30 and £50.

She asks what she would get for £20. Ah! the simple service. You ask me
a question, I contact your husband and I tell you what he says. She is
not too impressed with this.

What about the £30 service? You talk directly to your husband and he
answers you directly through me. That sounds better, says the woman, but
what do I get extra if I go for the £50 service?

The same as the £30 service except I do it whilst drinking a bottle of
beer!

(Dead husband: I don't want to go back in the box)