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Sunday, April 02, 2006

Re: [nilesfunnies] OT Bird Flu Cure in Boots Now

Pay attention now, this is serious.

The Center for Disease Control has released a list of
symptoms of bird flu. If you experience any of the
following, please seek medical treatment immediately:

1. High fever
2. Congestion
3. Nausea
4. Fatigue
5. Aching in the joints
6. An irresistible urge to shit on someone's windscreen

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