[nilesfunnies] Fw: German humour

German humour
(This was printed in yesterday's Guardian, which devoted an
entire section to the subjects of Germany and the Germans.)

Three priests hold a meeting to discuss where life begins.

The evangelical priest says, "No question about it, life
begins when the child is born."

"No, no!" says the Roman Catholic priest, "It all starts
when the sperm meets the egg."

"You're both wrong" says the Rabbi. "Life begins when the
children have left home and the dog has died."