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Tuesday, May 30, 2006

[nilesfunnies] Fw: Helpful prostitute


A joke told by Canadian author Margaret Atwood at the Hay
literary festival:

A prostitute is having a weekly special. She will do
anything for $100 as long as you ask for it in three words.

A Frenchman comes along and says "Anything I want? Suck my
toes!" She does it, and money is exchanged.

An Englishman comes by and says, "Spank my bottom!" She
obliges.

A Canadian comes and says, "Anything I want? Paint my
house."

Sasha

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