[nilesfunnies] Fw: How to Train a Cat

How to Train a Cat

Our neighbour's young daughter once adopted a stray tom cat. To her
mum's distress, he began to use the back of their new sofa as a
scratching post. "Don't worry," her husband told her. "I'll have him
trained in no time."

So for several days she watched as her husband patiently "trained" their
new pet. Whenever the cat scratched, he deposited him outdoors to teach
him a lesson.

The cat learned quickly, and for the next 16 years, whenever he wanted to
go outside, he scratched the back of the sofa.